I think somebody just has to tell the cheese that it stinks. It would probably shower more often if it was aware of how others view it.
Where were you born?
Hmm, I'm not sure. That was such a long time ago. I can't remember. Where were you born?
In a hospital.
Huh, just like me.
Noodles belong in the osophagus, not the trachea. 100 times and bring me the sheets when you're done! No talking or leaving the room until then. And write legible, or you can start over!
deth to rite speling!
My main hobby this year is biting my tongue accidentally.
Sometimes I get bored of it and bite the inside of my cheek instead.
A good bite can leave a scar for up to a week, and a swelling that raises the changes of another bite at the same spot within days.
Real fun stuff.
A mainstream rock band called "nREM".
A bad Bad Religion cover band name: Bad Nutrition
Sitting next to my training bike, procrastinating using it and reading a review of research papers about the benefits of aerobic exercise for executive functioning. But not without interrupting my reading to check emails and write this post.