Entries tagged 'cat:Silly'

"Children absorb knowledge like a sponge." — Umm, a sponge doesn't absorb knowledge at all. You can't teach it fucking anything by talking to it or giving it a book. That's why children are stupid. Grown-ups assume absorbing skills where there are none.

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I think somebody just has to tell the cheese that it stinks. It would probably shower more often if it was aware of how others view it.

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Entry created on 2022-11-29 Authors: steeph (285) Categories: Silly (32) Languages used: en (153)

Where were you born?
Hmm, I'm not sure. That was such a long time ago. I can't remember. Where were you born?
In a hospital.
Huh, just like me.

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Write Noodles belong in the osophagus, not the trachea. 100 times and bring me the sheets when you're done! No talking or leaving the room until then. And write legible, or you can start over!

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deth to rite speling!

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Entry created on 2022-08-06 Authors: steeph (285) Categories: Silly (32) Languages used: en (153)

My main hobby this year is biting my tongue accidentally.

Sometimes I get bored of it and bite the inside of my cheek instead.

A good bite can leave a scar for up to a week, and a swelling that raises the changes of another bite at the same spot within days.

Real fun stuff.

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A mainstream rock band called "nREM".

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A bad Bad Religion cover band name: Bad Nutrition

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